To destroy beyond normal recognition any form of correct grammar or spelling and to transform what have may once almost formulated a complete sentence in to utter gibberish. The process of felkerisation may also include hypocrisy, slander and whopping great lies followed by the person felkerising laughing insanely at their own jokes because no one else (sadly for the felker) can understand what has just been said to them. There is no known cure but it is thought that sufferers may benefit from dictionary therapy, a spellchecker and small periods of time spent in an alien concept to them known as reality.

Facebook User felkerising:
love them flavor points lmao
and had rage up the yen yang lol

felkerising by Greasy DuckFat February 10, 2015

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ferkern slergert

Pronounced (fer•GEN SLER•gert)

A polite, undercover way to say "fucking slut," used around parents or guardians who don't like the use of cuss words

Reese told Gracie that Celia was being a uge ferkern slergert.

ferkern slergert by thanksbye_ August 8, 2017

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Star Fukker

A person who consciously aims to have sex with celebrities and then brags about it to their friends or the press to bolster or boost their ego or social status. It's also a word that will pass through any e-mail marshall a corporate business may have.

Person A "I just had sex with Brad Pitt. He's so good in bed."
Person B "You know what...you're such a Star Fukker"

Star Fukker by Simon Daniele September 3, 2005

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fecker

A nice way of saying fucker mostly used by irish people.
From the word feck made famous by Father Ted

Vishti is a fecker,That fecking fecker is a feckhead

fecker by PaulMcA June 13, 2005

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