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Bring Over the Granite 

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.
"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."

Groganise 

To Groganise: To improve a board games enjoyability by tweaking a rule or set-up.
we need to groganise this game to make it less swingy
Groganise by Mawihtec February 10, 2018
How TF DO YOU NOT LIKE GORTNITE!?!?!
gortnite by Calebis October 18, 2020

Grobanite 

A fan or follower of Josh Groban, new superstar in the "popera" genre.
What a Grobanite! I'll bet they've even got a Josh stand-up in their living room.
Grobanite by Kourtnee March 12, 2004

Taken for Granite 

You idiot it's Taken for Granted, why the fuck would you take something for a fucking rock.
"Taken for Granite,"
"You fucking moron it's taken for Granted get it right,"

granite maul spec 

when you take your limp penis in your hand and rapidly slap the woman in the face with it until she screams stop.
Damn bro! I Granite maul speced that bitch after she bit down on my dick!