pondering whether or not a random item has unfound medicinal value; thinking that a simple item seen in every day life could be the cure to a deeply vexing or terminal disease; the somewhat insulting contemplation that if you randomly chose items and tested them, you would probably stumble on the cure for diseases, like AIDS or cancer, more quickly than the medical research community
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).