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fuckdork 

A term spawned in central Texas referring to really drunk dorky girls.
Fuckdorks are generally over-educated, underpaid, and usually wear glasses. They spend their time reading and doing medical studies for rent money.
The first appearance of the word was in the song "Timetables" by the Austin, Texas band Pussy Bear.
Damn, check out that fuckdork on her bicycle. She just crashed into a Prius in front of the library. Shouldn't she be wearing her glasses.
fuckdork by navasotanchavez April 22, 2009
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Fuckdork 

a nickname used to describe Silver(the person not the metal).
Fuckdork loves to get it on with dudes.
Fuckdork by Bitchen Clyde January 16, 2004
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fuckwork 

Alex: "You gonna do your homework?"
Craig: "Im not doing that stupid fuckwork"
fuckwork by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

fuckdore 

Fuckdore is a word used to describe someone that you adore, but also want to fuck. It implies magnificent fucking ability, combined with being nice and fun.
Sam: So I take it you have no problem meeting men and getting dates?
Me: Duh, of course, men fuckdore me, I don't even need online dating! I'm fucktabulous!
fuckdore by Funny Moms November 16, 2016

fuckdorable 

fucking adorable; adorably fuckable; describing someone who is both cute and very hot
He's not just cute, he's fuckdorable.
fuckdorable by jstegosaur September 17, 2011

fuckwork 

"where's your girl?"
"at some art gallery. probably fuckworking."
"sucks."
fuckwork by W. Moore June 23, 2008

Fuck Dork 

Term reserved mostly for gay, adopted, pastry delivery drivers who have women's names, bikini briefs and chronic plumber's crack,
Your parents gave you up because you are a pastry delivery driving, woman's name having, bikini brief wearing plumber's crack haver you fuck dork!
Fuck Dork by Kung Fu Jimmy April 25, 2009