Example 1:
James: "Hey, I got that last
slice of pizza you wanted!"
Sal: **super baked** "No way bro! Hand it over!"
James: **Takes a
big bite and chews loudly, moaning kinda sexually** "MMMmmm... So fuuucking good! I am
creaming..."
Sal: "Dude?! Breh you just totally nedged me dude!"