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situation-loggie 

1. occurs when an individual is screwed over by someone he thought he could rely on in the most reprehensible of ways at the worst possible time, with the least possible warning. Generally occurs after the offending 'friend' has recently reassured you they would never do any such thing. The offending individual in a situation-loggie generally justifies his actions by claiming he has found happiness.

2. The situation that occurs when an individual is willing to sell out all his friends and various other commitments abruptly and with no warning for a girl he has never met. Can also be used to describe situations involving people who generally put their fledgling relationships before their friends instantaneously, regardless of if they've met the person yet or not.
1. "Uh oh, fred is texting that skanky girl i knew in college who lives in Idaho. I think we might end up having a situation-loggie on our hands."

2. Yolanda promised me she'd be my roommate when I put the deposit down on that apartment. Then she ran off with the maintenance man who showed us the aparatment. Fuck if I saw a situation-loggie coming.
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026