Clitney spears is when a photographer takes a picture of a girl, not knowing the girl is flashing her twat on camera. Sometimes occasionally, if the camera man is a dick, he will publish the picture online to thousands of people around the world to see. Common in Hollywood.
Girl 1 - I went to Hollywood on vacation, Some perv asked me to get my picture taken and I was piss drunk and flashed my Vagina right before the snap shot. Now Im suddenly popular on the internet.
Girl 2 - Oh shit, You totally gave that mother fucker a clitney Spears.
A clickey is a variation on a hickey, but administered to the clit. It involves one person performing cunnilingus on another, combing biting and sucking actions on the clit to the point where a temporary mark is left. Has been known to cause extreme pain, and, on occasion, clitoral rupturing. Proceed with caution.
"Hey Wheels! I could eat your pussy out all day! What the fuck? Your clit is redder than normal. Who else has been giving you clickeys? You bitch!"