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bongo apples 

A word used to describe something badass when actually saying badass or even ba isn't appropriate.

Originally from Sanborn Western Camps, invented by some older campers who didn't want to seem like bad influences.
Grace: Dude that ninja is soooo bongo apples!

Anna: I know, right? He totally beat that army singlehandedly!
bongo apples by evilpastry December 1, 2009
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Apple bong

A pipe used for the smoking of marijuana constructed out of an apple. This causes the smoke to take on an apple-like flavor and has the added benefit of being disposable and easily obtainable.
I took some mad rips from an apple bong then wrote up a definition for it on urbandictionary.com. damn, im a loser.
Apple bong by C-Bizzle June 25, 2005

apple bong

it's when you take an apple, drill a hole through the middle, and stick marijuana in it.
Hao ate some of an apple bong and it came out in his shit.
apple bong by Amanda Hsiao June 8, 2003

Apple Bong

What Rob Borzillo makes
Borzillo: I can make a bong outta carrots too!
Apple Bong by Rob May 2, 2004

Apple bong

The sound that is played on a Macintosh computer when it is turned on. The sound file is programed into the computer, it is not part of the software, which means that regarless of which OS you are running, the sound will stay there. If you do not like the sound, one may mute their speakers before they shut down their computer and the sound will not play the next time your Mac is turned on.
I hate the Apple bong...so I just mute my speakers.
Apple bong by Taylor March 30, 2005

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026