girl: what's your poing??
guy: what's YOUR poing?!?
girl: hmmm i dont think i have a poing...
guy: i could GIVE you a poing...
girl: yeah, i think i need one.
girl i NEEEED one
girl oh YEAH guy: i'll give it to you, baby.
guy: girl I am going to poing you so hard.
When a fellow dude at a frat party steals your double red cup full of wocky slush, takes a shit in it, and throws it at an oncoming car on a quiet suburban street.
"Bro, you just got poinged so hard"
"I know, my wocky slush has a bunch of shit in it now."
"Oh fuck, he just threw it at the old ass lady's 2003 Toyota Corolla"