Miltswanca

Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again.
-Coined by Barny AKA Lorenzo Von Matterhorn from 'How i met your Mother'

Derrick : "Holy crap Tabits mother is a MILTSWANCA"
Dorrine: "no way, you'd definately call back."

by JohnmegaDong November 16, 2009

MILTSWANCA

Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again

As made famous by the Television show, How I Met Your Mother

Person 1: Mother's, hide your daughters! Daughter's hide you Miltswanca's!

by AutumnAnonymous November 16, 2009

MILTSWANCA

Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again
Not a MILF but along the same lines. Basically a one night stand with someone you never want to come into contact with ever again. Works well when depressed or drunk.

"Daughters, lock up your MILTSWANCA's"

by HaTeRgAsM April 3, 2010

Milswanca

"Mother I('d) Like (to) Sleep With And Never Call Again"
coined by Barney Stinson from How I met Your Mother

"Barney Stinson is back on the market. Mothers, lock up your daughters. Daughters, lock up your Milswancas"

by LucASSo November 17, 2009

MILSWANCA

Variation of MILF - Mother I'd Like to Sleep With And Never Call Again.

If she's as hot as her daughter, Katy Perry's mom is a MILSWANCA.

by cityStatic December 7, 2010

milswanca

"Mother I'd Like to Sleep With And Never Call Again."

Invented by Barney Stinson on "How I met you mother."

Daughters, lock up you MILSWANCAS!

by ZRN595 June 8, 2010

MILSWANCA

Mom I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again

Self explanatory...just like M.I.L.F.

That broad is a MILSWANCA

by flyguy1023 November 16, 2009