sprimpo

the word "love" is a semantic confusion, based on the accidental usage of the same word used in two totally different and often quite contradictory meanings
ei. "i love you" and "to make love"
so the word "sprimpo" is used for the activity the romantic semantic confusion is avoided

"Shall we make sprimpo"
"come on, let's go and make sprimpo"
"I really need some sprimpoing"
"I'm going to find a new sprimpoer"
"Settle down in a nice little sprimpo nest"

by Its Me Lenny November 10, 2009

scrimpons

Parts or particals of old moldy food, that often developes it's own heartbeat..

My buddy Pokenuts was soo drunk he ate some old scrimpons that was in my fridge for years..

Hey poke don't eat them scrimpons they could hurt ya..

by John Jendrasak November 11, 2008

Shrimpooning

To spoon and suck on ones toes. Sitting in partners lap cuddling while the person in the front is sucking on the person in the back's toes. It is a great way to cuddle and be sexy at the same time.

Guy 1:"So what did you and your girlfriend do last night?"
Guy 2: "We were shrimpooning for a couple hours, she was so comfty in my lap, and she tickled my toes at the same time!!"
Guy 1: "Wow that sounds amazing! I need to do that with my girlfriend!!"

by lolzitsblondeeliza October 13, 2011

shrimpo

extremely short
small cock
or asking for a sip of someone's soda, and drinking half the can.

"yo shrimpos so cute"
"ha hes got a shrimpo"

"yo let me get a sip?" -shrimpo
"sure" - adam
(gulb)-shrimpo
"shit dude there's none left" -adam

by Anonymous CLCer April 9, 2004

wimpo shrimpo

A person so wimpy that they are as weak as a shrimp

Hey that one chick is such a Wimpo Shrimpo

by MetroidHunter November 12, 2015

Shrimpos

A disease when a person will
A. texting emojis to much

B. texting the same emoji to much

If u have symptoms please stop texting and only use words for 5 mins

Person 1 “ 🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤”
Person 2 “bro you got shrimpos stop”

by Faradactile October 15, 2017

Shrimpo

A king shrimp that wants to evade earth and take over the planet

I'm gonne defeat that shrimpo man!

by Shrimpo November 16, 2018