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Oreo Blast 

During sex, the man will raise both arms simultaneously. The man proceeds to make two fists and punch his female partner in the face. The man does this just as he is about to finish cumming. The cum is applied to the bridge of the woman's nose. The cum is the fillings, the black eyes are the sweet cookie outside.
I Oreo Blasted a homeless woman last night.
Oreo Blast by oreo blaster December 31, 2009
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Oreo Blast 

Oreo blast is when you are doing anal with a girl and she BM's on the shaft of your penis right as your about to ejaculate, then you "blast" it all over her face and swirl it together with the tip of the penis/scrotum. The final product will resemble the tasty treat from sonic, hence the name.

Double stuff Oreo blast is when two gentlemen perform an Oreo blast simultaneously. This later technique is not to be taken lightly, and requires some practice.
I heard Chancy got oreo blasted by Davis, that's nasty.

Marcy likes to oreo blast twice a week, she's a FRIZEAK.

Amanda got double stuffed oreo'ed by Aamodt and DeShea, ouch.

Kyla, nah she won't let me do the oreo blast on her. She's not into weird shit.
Oreo Blast by UNKNOWNSENDER4857-GB September 24, 2009

Oreo Blast 

The act of blasting a huge cum load inside of someone's anus and having them fart causing little pieces of shit to shoot out casing the illusion of oreo cookies.
I accidentally gave someone the wrong Oreo Blast the other day. It was messy....

I love giving him and Oreo Blast because he knows how to work his blender.
Oreo Blast by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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