Nimp 

The act of linking an unsuspecting internet user to a domain ending in .on.nimp.org, which causes temporary ruination of their browser, and if they use IE, can often cause their computer to crash, while being frozen on gay porn.

You can link someone to nimp.org easily, because you can change the domain-name to make it less suspecting, or even pretend it's another website, such as:
www.youtube.on.nimp.org/watch?v=PfwY7ooTB7Q

Random furry: Lol! That fox was so kawaiiiiiii!
Sweaty faced teen: Ooh, I like furries, too. Check this site out :) www.furkingdom.on.nimp.org

Random furry has disconnected.

Sweaty faced teen: I am a l33t haxx0r.

Nimp by Zerotrousers September 20, 2009

Nimp 

"Nimp" is a word that can be used to express how you feel right now. It can be positive and negative. So you can write it when you feel happy or sad, angry or relaxed. You can use it as a noun, verb, adjective or anything other type of word. You can also add emojis to emphasize your feelings, although true Nimpers know the art of Nimping without them.

The only important thing is that you only write it exactly how you feel when you're typing it. So you really don't want to write "Nimp" when you actually feel "Nimp". Got it, right?

Oh, and you may also encounter people using "Mimp" for this purpose instead. Don't listen to them, they are imposters and don't know what they are doing. So lets help them see the truth: Nimp!

Nimp!

Nimp by DrunkenDeutscher April 7, 2021

Nimp 

A nimp is a *simp* who is also a *nonce*

Mario is a *nimp*

Nimp by My name is baddy October 12, 2020

nimp 

The guy that everyone looks at and stereo types as a nerd, but let this mack daddy loose in the club and he'll prove just the opposite. Guys grab your woman and run, NIMP ON THE LOOSE! Nerd + Pimp = Nimp

Person A (man, look at that nerd over there)

Person B (he's no nerd man, that cat's a nimp. i lost my smokin girlfriend to that mug.)

nimp by theman.268 December 8, 2010

nimp 

an acronym standing for 'niggas in mah pants' can be used for either excitement or anger.

Excitement: "NIMP! that girl was so fucking hot!"
Anger: "NIMP! i just slept with the fattest chick ever!"

nimp by jessicaajeww March 3, 2009

nimp 

A nimp is a really cute and/or pudgey animal.

My brother has a Birman cat named Rollin. Rollin is pretty fuckin nimp.

nimp by DaNimpKing December 25, 2007

NIMP 

Not in my phone

Do you know this number 0412xxxxxxx?

NIMP

NIMP by Gshdiehdhwvafund October 23, 2014