intexicated

texting drunk

look at the message biff sent me, he must be intexicated:
meeet us at tttthe cl ub, we beee draN kin en stuuf

intexicated by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

Intoxicate  

1. To make somebody drunk with alcohol or stupefied with drugs or other substances.

2. To make somebody intensely excited or overjoyed, often so much so that the person becomes irrational.

If you're making someone drunk, you're busy to intoxicate him.

Intoxicate by Jafje May 20, 2007

intexticated 

Describes people who drive while sending text messages on their phones.

"Dude, what was THAT?!"
"Probably just some intexticated highschooler."

"How did she get in a car accident?"
"She was intexticated."

intexticated by Courtney Terry June 12, 2007

driving while intexticated 

Driving while text messaging. In many cases it is more dangerouse than driving while under the influence, because the drivers are distracted and have a much slower response time. It is illegal in some states like Utah, because of the carnage created by text messangers.

Judy got arrested for driving while intexticated after she killed 3 people when she was sending a text message. Fortunately everupme got the message but it was not the one Judy sent.

driving while intexticated by mlhiss September 24, 2009

insexicated 

Adj: affected by or as if by copious amounts of fornication.

They lay there like two people that were insexicated after a night of debauchery.

insexicated by Cairopractor March 25, 2008

dialing while intoxicated 

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.

I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.

dialing while intoxicated by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

intoxicated chicken fucker 

Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!

"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"

intoxicated chicken fucker by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008