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A small, globulous lifeform most likely found flogging herself about, but also always maintaining the end, a bell thereof, in multiple contexts. Also known for making the teas, fetching the chinese, and looking like the arses of chimpanzees. Moon. lol. always with a "lol".
Smiv, make the teas.
Smiv, fetch the chinese. Come on, less bum and more run!
Shutup Smiv.
Fu*k off, Smiv. You tw*t!
Innit Smiv ;D x
Smiv by Modern Society lol August 25, 2009
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The greatest football/soccer youtuber known to man.

Commonly known for creating the famous "On The Road" series where he visits football/soccer grounds, and rating them.
On The Smiv!!
Smiv by OliEatsPringles May 9, 2020
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Incredibly intelligent and a hilarious nick name for onr who's named vivian. Suprisingly afraid of almost everything and happens to be beautiful.
Oh my gosh that person is like smivian!
I'm glad smivian is my best friend.
smivian by Fbianngoa March 16, 2015
Friends, of the less acquainted form.
Between, acquaintances and friends.
Me and Adeline are just Smivv.
Oh! That makes sense, but I though ya'll were closer?
Guess not!
Smivv by TheLightHouse May 20, 2022
A smile with your eyes. Made by Tira Banks
The models must smive
smive by anonymous October 27, 2020
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026