A statey is the appropriate name given to a single state school student amongst friends who all attend a private school. The name statey originated on an island off the East Australian Coastline called Stradbroke Island after the group of private school students and single state school student had consumed ridiculous amounts of xxxx bitter and became quite unruly and disorderly.

"Hi there my name's statey"
"Why are you called statey?"
"Because I go to a state school and my friends all go to a private school, ya big dickhead"
"Oh, wicked"

statey by Statey December 12, 2007

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Statey

A name used by up-themselves private school kids when they are referring to somebody who goes to a state school, usually implying that they are scum, when most likley they are the more scumy one, and, also used when trying to cover the fact that the private school they attend is even more crap then the state school of the person they are attempting to insult.

Private school attendee - "Stay away from me you stateys!"
Half decent Private school attendee - "Dude, their school is still better than ours"

Statey by xsoap May 19, 2008

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Statey

Northeast PA slang for a Pennsylvania State Trooper, or State Police patrol car.

*State police cruisers flying past you, sirens blazing*

Here come the stateys.

Statey by Hugh December 30, 2003

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