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a rest stop on the way to las vegas, if you're from socal. vice versa if you're from the vegas area. the outlet mall is there to block your vision of the shitty turd town it really is.
i took a bathroom break in barstow on my way to san diego from henderson.
barstow by i cant think of a name :( February 19, 2010

Barstow Loogie 

When you are at a bachelor's party or some event with strippers.... and when playing "Feed The Kitty", the dancer squats over your face to pick up a $10 (or you remove a red vine from her pussy) she appears to be excited and drops "excitement' on your face.

The excitement usually was left in her from her boyfriend or the last bachelor party and you were just hit by a Barstow Loogie!
A friend is a "Driver" for a stripper company. He goes to pick up a girl and she is not ready as she is having sex with her boyfriend.

Later at the 1st bachelor's party, she is hustling the guys with a game of Feed the Kitty.

While squatting over a guys face, she totally hit him with a Barstow Loogie. I immediately threw her a towel to wipe her boyfriends jizz off of this guys face and thought that I was going to be beaten to a pulp by the pissed off best man. The idiot that that she was just excited and moist.

He did not realize that he had been hit by a Barstow Loogie!
Barstow Loogie by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011

Barstow martini

A pookie or "oil burner" used for smoking methamphetamine.
If you've ever been to barstow, CA, odds are you've hit that ol Barstow martini and spent two weeks trying to sleep.
Barstow martini by Uncle homer June 29, 2020

barstow cool 

When something is absolutely mind blowing that the only response you can give is saying "cool."
David Blane: "Muscular Dystrophy"
Fat Kid: "Barstow Cool"
barstow cool by Capt_Planet114 September 2, 2014

Barstow swerve 

Generally the tweaker charistics, (such as found in the people from Barstow, CA),can be referred to as the Barstow swerve.

It could also be used to describe a Venereal disease contracted from having relations with somebody who uses hard drugs.
John got the Barstow swerve from that crack whore he banged last week.
Barstow swerve by Uncle homer June 29, 2020

barstow school 

A place equivalent to a nazi prison camp or gulag. A place god would send those to bad for hell.
Bob: Hey did u know we got a new Headmaster and principal?

Jim: No, what are their names?

Bob: I think Satan and Stalin.
barstow school by ghost January 1, 2005