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Tortoising 

the act of sex between older persons and those specifically those who have suffered hip replacements or other movement difficulties. Tortoising can involve the use of a zimmer frame to create the shell in particularly active relationships.
My gran been tortoising her fuck buddy again he is in his 90s!
Tortoising by gurgi July 13, 2009
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tortoising 

the act of emotionally withdrawing oneself from a situation, showing no emotions, avoiding emotions or feeling
He is always tortoising; I can't ever tell how he feels.
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Tortoising 

When you have to poop really bad and can't hold it,that is when you tortoise. You let the poo come out of your anus just a little bit so i looks like a tortoise coming out of it's Shell.
Sir can i go to the toilet? I am already tortoising.
Tortoising by Tortoising October 9, 2017

tortoising 

The moment when you can't hold in youre poo and the tip of the shit comes out of your anus. Most of the time you are able to pull it back in when you have strong sphincter.
Oh damn, i am tortoising . I really need to find a lavatory or my briefs will get very dirty
tortoising by Tortoising July 27, 2019

Tortodiling 

The sexual act of nibbling on your partners nipple while she is squirting
I hate it when he is bad at Tortodiling
Tortodiling by Cottonigga January 15, 2025

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026