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Gut Fuck 

When a man or woman let's someone ferociously fornicate with their colonoscopy bag hole. In turn, literally fucking their guts out.
-"Hey Greg how much for a gut fuck?"

"Oh fuck, uhm..... $300?"

-"Alright sounds good to me"

"Try to stay away from my liver"

-"I can't control it once it's in, it does what it wants...."
Gut Fuck by FomeDe January 11, 2012

Tit Gut Fuck 

When a chick has a big potbelly and you cannot get to her tits for a titty fuck, you stick your dick between her gut and her tits for a fuck
Lauren's belly is so fat that her husband must give her a tit gut fuck instead of a tit fuck!

gut fuck 

to fuck a female so hard and long that in essences you are fuckin thir guts but can only be dun with a above average dick!
jack fuck jill so hard he gut fucked her in to orgasmic tremors of pain as his dick gut fucks her!
gut fuck by wickedjuggalonate April 28, 2009

Gut Fuck 

To shoot or stab in the guts especially in a way that is messy or resembles sexual intercourse.
1. Dude! I just slipped my knife into this dudes' guts then slid it in and out slowly until he was totally gut fucked.

2. The farmer gut fucked his prize cow, with a shotgun, at point blank range.
Gut Fuck by Anonymous Vomitus November 24, 2009

Gut fuck 

When a girl with a huge strap-on deep throats a guy until it reaches his stomach.
See that guy over there? Yeah he got gut fucked by me.
Gut fuck by Big_dog_M March 4, 2021

fuck a duck on a gut wagon 

Means you are screwed in the worse way .. Basically life is so screwed up. Worse case scenario.
Bertha wrecked her car killed 3 people... Ouch I bumped my pinky toe on the couch..Fuck a duck on a gut wagon