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a person wearing a mickey mouse hat, you know the kind you get at disney land with the ears on top
person 1: dude i just won the lottery!!
person 2: no way dude!! what are you gonna do now?
person 1: im goin to disneyland!! 8(:D
8(:D by snoop101 August 14, 2009
The smallest dick ever, used to mock people who post larger penis emoticons such as '8===D' in chat rooms and message boards, usually resulting in a big online fight.
Troll; 8===D You; 8-D TROLL HAS LEFT THE CHAT
8-D by GabrielO June 24, 2018
A smiley usually representing a funny person wearing glasses, denoting coolness, and smartness.
stay 8-D (stay funny and smart)
8-D by funny person me December 29, 2009

8--------D 

It's a wang you idiot.
it goes in the ((0)).
kris has a small 8-------D
8--------D by the nose February 24, 2003

8-d:p-z-<]: 

a smiley of a skater with a propeller cap.
im going out skating 8-d:p-z-<]:
8-d:p-z-<]: by boesse March 20, 2009

Eight Dash Dee (8---D) 

Pronounced "Eight dash dash dash dash dash Dee". Number of dashes depending on how hot the chick is. Mostly used online/ l33t speak.

8----------D = Hot

8----D = Not kicked out of bed for eating crackers

8-D = Is aka "Blackjack 16." As in you don’t know if you should hit it, you'll probably bust if you do, and then immediately regret doing so.

C------8 = Inversion due to chick that needs surgery
Man, there is an "Eight Dash Dee (8---D) heading this way. A ten dasher!" But its rude to point, you acolyte!

Whoa! You hit that "Eight negative four dasher"? You need to get some morals, dude.