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Happy Stick 

"Happy stick" is a slang term that can be used in reference to large-capacity Glockpistolmagazines containing 33 rounds of 9mm intended for use in the Glock 18 fully-automatic machine pistol. These 33-round Glock 9mm magazines fit and function in other 9mm Glock handguns and are extremely popular with shooters. A .40 S&W caliber version of the "happy stick" exists that is reported to have a capacity of 22 rounds.
I'm going to stock up on happy sticks for my Glock before they get banned.
Happy Stick by RDM1984 January 17, 2011

happy stick 

a cigarette containing weed which is also laced with another drug.
Hey, lets smoke some happy sticks.
happy stick by smartypants October 6, 2004

happy stick 

a glass pipe used to smoke methamphetamine
hey I got some dope...you got a happy stick ?
happy stick by Jonny Phoenix August 27, 2013

Happy Stick 

A Marijuana Joint Dipped in PCP
One hit of that Happy Stick and John is buzzing.
Happy Stick by Toneman November 14, 2012

Happy Stick 

A euphemism for penis in reference to a porno in which a man tricks his younger step-sister that he is her pet bunny and that she should play with his "happy stick".
Sister: What's that?

Points to his penis
Man: Oh that's my happy stick it likes it when you touch it.
Happy Stick by Szboy May 28, 2015

Happy Stick 

A pet name for the penis.
Mary played with Johns Happy Stick.
Happy Stick by David May 4, 2004