sock mop 

To use the sock that you are wearing to clean up a small spill on the floor.
Lazier and quicker then getting a towel.

After spilling some coffee on the kitchen floor, Doug performed a sock mop and that kept his girlfriend happy.

sock mop by Richard Wadington December 19, 2008

Sock Mop 

When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.

"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"

"Noooo! What did you do?"

"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"

Sock Mop by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014

Sock Mop 

To grow out your pubes extensively long, dip your balls in lotion and rub them all over someones forehead.

Maria: What did you two do last night?

Roxanne: He gave me a sock mop all night long.

Maria: Awe cool.

Sock Mop by Clout Daniels May 13, 2009

mop sock 

A mop sock is a sock or cloth that men ejaculate into while masturbating, it is usualy unwashed and not cleaned for long periods of time, and can become infested with molds and somtimes fungi.

"You're mother is a mop sock"

mop sock by Firestar_9 March 17, 2020

Sockmopper 

Someone who is so lazy that when they spill something, they whipe it up with their sock covered foot, instead of getting a towel.

Bob is a major sockmopper when he whacks off on hard wood floors.

Sockmopper by Pissdick. February 2, 2005