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Cuteitude

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when you pump up the volume on your cuteness, often done after you pick out a future significant other
Samantha upped her cuteitude when she developed a hardcore crush on Miles. I heard they are now in a relationship.

Dang that girl has some cuteitude going on.
by ladybugsavior May 9, 2009
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When your cat acts aloof, ignores you, not in the mood for petting etc.
Aloofness, Cattitude
by inipi February 8, 2012
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catitude

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the arrogant, i don't care about you but you better worship me attitude demonstrated by cats but can be applied to people as well.
that speaker was so full of catitude that it became silly
by kristekitty June 20, 2009
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Catitude

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Catitude (Adjective)
-Cat·ti·tude-
The attitude of a cat.
Catitude is usually aloof, stuck-up, rude, or stand-offish.
My cat never greets me at the door.
He's got a bad Catitude.
by ArtistsUnited December 31, 2014
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Cuntitude

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Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.

To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above

Example ranges are provided below

0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4

5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin
''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*

*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another
by senseofnon December 23, 2010
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catitude

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Man, that cat has some serious catitude
by anonymous October 16, 2004
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Cuntitude

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The extent to which a person resembles a human vagina in their behaviour.
Sam's cuntitude was off the scale.

The cuntitude in this room is palpable.
by Should be writing an essay... September 25, 2011
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