tiwyf

"this is why you're fat" from the website http://thisiswhyyourefat.com

describes an edible creation so incredibly bad for you.

A: damn... domino's now has bread bowl pastas. pasta....baked into bread.
B: holy shit... tiwyf

by spikyone April 21, 2009

Twyford CofE High School

A Church of England state secondary school in Acton, West London that likes to pretend it's private when really it's just full of wet dons (and that's just the teachers). If you want decent GCSE grades and least 1 mental illness this is the school for you. Don't get too comfortable- if you're dumb they don't mind kicking you out for sixth form so they can take private school students instead. To identify a Twyford student just look for an ankle length skirt, a school logo branded bag (because it's illegal to have anything else) and a teenager who looks one assessed homework away from a mental breakdown. Mostly full of middle class teenagers who are either nittys, neeks or chavs.

"The highest achieving state school in Ealing is Twyford CofE High School"

by alnevertell March 31, 2020

tiwyas

Acronym for: This Is Why You Are Single

She wanna get married but she hella ratchet #TIWYAS

She don't even brush her teeth and shave her legs #TIWYAS

I want a man but I don't want commitment and I want things my way, all day everyday... #TIWYAS

by MR LOVERMAN February 14, 2014

TWYFLI

An acronym used while texting for the phrase 'Text When You Feel Like It'. It's used while ending a texting session by a person to let the other know that they'll be looking forward to receiving a text from the person addressed to.

Amy: Im Sleeping.. Gotta go... :/
Jake: Okay... Bye... TWYFLI... and take care...:)
Amy: Sure... and You too... :)

by Sankdadude June 2, 2011

Twyford Disorder

Twyford Disorder (or TD) is a mental condition where the subject cannot learn from their mistakes. TD was first noticed in 1976 by a British psychotherapist who observed a common housefly repeatedly flying into a window pane. Twyford Disorder occurs mainly in insects, but in rare circumstances it can affect small mammals, primates and in extreme cases, humans.

I can't believe he's talking to her AGAIN!! He must have Twyford Disorder.

by Captain-Wow September 27, 2012

tiwaf

Thought It Was A Fart: when you think you are goin to fart so you relaz your cheeks and then realize its not a fart but rather some shit coming out.

Dude i just TIWAF, I better go change my boxers.

by BIG ELLAY January 24, 2011

twyford

a person specalising in hunting hippocrocapig

Ahh mate you did a right twyford last night

by Stickleback February 3, 2008