A hot mess

A person who is a handful, he/she is a piece of work, and or a colorful character.

Don is a hot mess! He's cantankerous, cranky and onery.

A hot mess by Sharon King November 15, 2006

A hot mess

(NOUN) term used to describe somebody that has NO REASON to look the way that they are lookin at the time. also describes somebody who is lookin like a DAMN FOOL.

ayy nigga, ya guh is lookin a HOT ASS MESS wit dem tight ass pants and floodin ass shirt she got on. whats wrong wit er' cuz?!!

A hot mess by GANGSTA-PRINCESS November 21, 2003

A hot mess

at hot mess is when something just aint' right or off da chain

Oh she looks a Hot mess tryin' to wear dem Low rise jeans wit her ass and gut hangin out

A hot mess by jalisa December 9, 2003

A hot mess

Semen

I blew a hot mess on her face.

A hot mess by GemmeOuttaHere December 8, 2018

A hot mess

Usually the result of a hangover, a hot mess can be described as the diahrea or abnormal bowel movements you have the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

"Where's chris?"
"Oh, he's in the bathroom makin' a hot mess"

A hot mess by james613 November 18, 2005

Egress a Hot Mess 

A gastrointestinal process in which feces is excreted from the anus.

After eating a huge burrito for lunch I had to egress a hot mess.

Egress a Hot Mess by natfipples November 7, 2017