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French whore 

A woman who wears so much perfume she smells horrible. The French have long been notorious for their lack of personal hygiene; so instead of regular bathing they would douse themselves with perfume in an attempt to cover up their own funk. This is quite counter-productive since wearing too much perfume will make you smell just as bad if not worse than b.o.
A woman stinking like a French whore approached me at the bar. Her stink made me leave.
French whore by qwerty67850 April 20, 2009
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french whore 

What my mom said I smell like today.
Mom: Why do you smell like a french whore?
french whore by stfumat June 30, 2007

french whore 

A single woman who smiles at a woman's husband and ignores his wife.
The french whore smiled at my husband and did not cast even a look at me. She thinks I am no match for her or him.
french whore by Mavis Hitler April 5, 2009

french whore 

A sexy bitch who serves men.
The french whore works as a waitress at a foreign cafe and brings order to the men at the table.

French Whore 

A person who kisses with extreme sluttyness.

A sex-obsessed maniac.
My my Ashley you sure are a french whore!
French Whore by Draco Malfoy. November 10, 2007

French-Whore 

Someone who kisses with a lot of enthusiasm

or

Someone who is whore-ish beyond the norm
My oh My Ashley you kiss like a french-whore!
French-Whore by Draco Malfoy. January 5, 2009

French Whore Season 

A season celebrating all that is whorish. Starting February 18th of each calendar year, is celebrated by drunken revelry, highly painted, scantily clad women, and rock. Started in Portland, Maine in 1998, this celebration has reached a world-wide audience.
Are you attending the French Whore Season fete this year? Make sure to bring the absinthe.
French Whore Season by Ehme February 8, 2006