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queefster 

Vagina smuggling. When you hide something in your vaginal cavity. Similar to "keester it" which means to hide something in your anal cavity.
How did that female prisoner smuggle that contraband in? She must have queefstered it
queefster by tvgarbur July 9, 2011

Queefestra

A musical ensemble, most noted for their woodwind section, who preform classical concerts with the wind of their vaginas. They can often be recognized by their costume which consists of crotchless unitards and white rhinestone bowties. They are backed up by their road crew who follows the the motto "You Blow'em we Stow'em".. Coming to city near you...
The Queefestra's performance of the Ovature of 1812 really blew my hair back last night.

Have you ever heard of the Queefestra? NOW THATS TALENT!!!
Queefestra by tmm05 February 11, 2006

Queefstain 

n. 1. remnants of poonsquirts
2. the average frequenter of urbandictionary.com. See also "poon"
1. Sally never washes the queefstains out of her panties.
2. Queefstains were insulted by this definition.
Queefstain by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003
Someone who excessively queefs.

A fictional purple character with large eyes who is obcessed with queefing.

My girlfriend, Angel
Greg: Angel, did you make that noise?
Angel: Yes, I did
Greg: You Queefus!
Queefus by Gwilli83 June 3, 2010

Queefenstein's Monster 

A hideous mythical beast expelled from a foul smelling vagina during coitus. Occurs only during a full moon. The unleashed beast is evil and devours puppies and small children.
Dude, while I was doing your mother last night she expelled a Queefenstein's Monster that ate my dog.

Queefest 

The coolest person on the block, who queefs on command!
Jordan- “did you hear about the queefest girl at our school”
Michael- “No, what?”
Jordan- “bro she queefs on command!”
Queefest by Flarpmasterflex November 14, 2021