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One who masturbates constantly.
used as an insult
"Hey you going to pro with Jeff?"
"No he's such a yolker..."
Yolker by ckyuteee March 18, 2009
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Crack a yolker

When you let one rip, cut one, trouser burp, flatulence, fart
Man, what's that stench? Did you crack a yolker?
Crack a yolker by Vinnie Y. January 25, 2009

double yolker

A person who is of outstanding character. Has done something exceptional. The term is an extension of the phrase a good egg as a double yolker is the best kind of egg.
Andy: That Laura is a good egg.
Jon: Nahh mate she is better than that, she's a double yolker !!
double yolker by TheMann87 November 27, 2015

Double Yolker

When a man cums twice in the same session.
Hell yeah! Double Yolker! That hasn’t happened since I was a tennager!
Double Yolker by ViolentLove April 28, 2019

double yolker

someone who is pissing you off can be referred to as a double yolker
damn bastard, what is he some kind of double yolker

Wet Yolker 

(Noun) Vigorously sucking on someone's pinkie toe with a bit of phlegm in your mouth at the same time. Typically used for foot fetishes.
"Sally just gave me the sloppiest Wet Yoljer I've ever had!"

"I'd love to give her a Wet Yolker!"