A Ratnakirti is someone who is into short haired girls, a switch in bed and totally oblivious to the fact that you're hitting on him. Seems like a pretty cool guy. Ratnakirtis have a way with cats but don't get no pussy irl, which is ironic. They whine about how they aint got no bitches but are too blind to notice when a chick makes a pass at them.
Bingus: Oh my god the guy I met last night was such a Ratnakirti!!!
Chester: Did he fuck your mom too???
Bingus: Yeah man, gay af
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.