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procakes 

Very professional. The 'cakes' exaggerates on the pro-ness.
Guy: HOLY LOOK AT THE PROCAKES CB
Guy2: Wtf?
procakes by 4NN137R4NN February 4, 2009
An extra large poo poo suprise.. can take a very long time to create.
"Dude, that thing is fucking huge!"
"I know, I made it, it's a poocake!" :D
Poocake by KatKat and LouLou July 20, 2009
an insult when you want to call someone a prickend, but your hands spaz up on the keyboard.
nick jones you prockend. oops sorry lol i spelt it wrong, i meant to say prickend.
prockend by zuzuuuu January 13, 2011

promcakes 

Promcakes is a noun and/or description of whatever you are currently desiring or searching for. When on a quest, your ultimate goal is your "promcakes." An important grammatical note: Promcakes is always plural (i.e. Promcake is not a thing).
(Searching for place to shower) : "Excuse me sir, do you have promcakes here?"

(When desiring your mom's spaghetti) : "Dude, I could totally go for some promcakes right now."
Matt procated what he would say to Adam in the bathroom.
Procate by Gobey6 March 21, 2007
utterly fucked. Something that has had large damage done to it currently or in the past. can be both good or bad depending on circumstances.
that car that was wrecked then rebuilt is procked

I totally procked that chick last night

no money ?? man your life is procked
procked by prock12 November 4, 2013