Spearmans 

Spearmans, Abbreviation of 'Spearmans Rank' Rhyming Slang of 'Wank'

Developed in Hertfordshire by Northern Men.

'im going for a spearmans'... 'spearmans anyone?'... 'spearmans? your place or mine?'

Spearmans by Charles Spearman January 28, 2009

spearmans wank correlation coefficient 

A statistical system created by Charles Spearman. The mad bastard ranked his wanks every day on a scale of one to ten for a year. He then made a stupid table and decided how significant he is

Mark: "I just don't know how significant i am"

Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"

spearmans wank correlation coefficient by mcfinners February 20, 2011

Mrs. Spearmans Biology Class 

Dare Robertson gets bullied and stuff gets lit on fire.

I’m gonna go bully dare in Mrs. Spearmans Biology Class

Mrs. Spearmans Biology Class by quickest hand in the west March 29, 2019

harlem spartans

a gang in kennington, south london. very good at making music. shoutout mizzormac

wasteman - "who you repping fam"
real nigga - "harlem spartans fam, ill dip you moist yute"

harlem spartans by gang gang alla dat February 6, 2017

spearmint dick 

This refers to the phallic shaped blob of toothpaste squirted onto your toothbrush after the cap was left off and the toothpaste developed a crust.

i love to give my mouth a thorough spearmint dick in the mornings.

ahhhh that fresh feel.

spearmint dick by rapunzabel September 15, 2016

Venetian Spearman 

When you stand fully erect 15 feet from your bitch spread eagle and sprint full speed towards her hoping for full penetration.

I told that bitch to spread'em. The Venetian spearman is about to slay that puss.

Venetian Spearman by imhayes86 January 28, 2017

Spearman sausage slapper 

The brand of hockey stick Mike Richards of the Philadelphia Flyers uses to play extra well in his games. Richards is the spearman and he uses his stick to slap the sausage (hockey puck).

Did you see that goal scored with the Spearman Sausage Slapper?

Spearman sausage slapper by SpearmanRules April 22, 2009