#surryville a small town right across the Scotland ferry. Only has one light. The elementary middle and high school are walking distance from each other in a triangle. Everyone is related to each other. Rumors spread like wild fire. Where people date their friends ex’s.

Surry, va is a small town. You will go no where if you stay here.

surry, va by Marget February 20, 2019

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im surry

just another way of saying im sorry.

bob: man this has been such a crappy day
you: im surry

im surry by jonnymclemon April 30, 2011

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oh shit, i'm sorry

What one guy says when he walks in on another guy jerking off, making him realize they both secretly want each other. Found in 90's b-movie Boy Band Catalina.

Guy 1 walks in on Guy 2 jerking off in the forest
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.

oh shit, i'm sorry by SlickSerpent99 November 12, 2017

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the annoying ass text that appears with shruggie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Sorry, we couldn't find: by Thaias October 16, 2018

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