Pooter Scooter 

A scooter used to ride the pooter also known as the reproductive female organ. A.k.a the puss

I rode the pooter scooter so hard this morning up and down the block before work.

Pooter Scooter by Pooterscooter0420 November 14, 2011

Pooter Scooter 

A threesome when a man lays on his back and penetrates the ass of a woman (anal), while also giving anilingus to another women.

Bruh 1: You ever had a threesome?
Bruh 2: ya bruh! This one time, in band camp, I was on my back with one chick giving me anal, while I ate out this other chick’s asshole. It was tight! Or should I say, they were both tight! Hahahahaha
Bruh 1: ahh dude, a classic pooter scooter!

Pooter Scooter by KnownPublicEjaculator November 7, 2018

pooter scooter 

vagina.

yo i f'ed yo mom in her pooter scooter!

pooter scooter by dopeasfnidi November 5, 2020

Pooter Scooter 

A wheel chair that you can sit in move around, but you can also hover over the toliet and go to the restroom.

Grandma needs to use a "Pooter Scooter now.

Pooter Scooter by GiGi Bug December 9, 2008

Pooter Scooter 

The action of rubbing a mans penis between a womans legs while she kicks one leg, like shes on a scooter.

Also known as: "Putting Mayonnaise on The Hot Dog" or "The Banana Rubber"

OOOOHHHHHH POOTER SCOOTER!!!!

Ryan: "Your grandmas lips are so big, she gives a mean pooter scooter"
Everyone: "Gross"

Pooter Scooter by DickBurns May 6, 2014

pooter scooter 

its a scooter made out of assholes

while scooters are fun toys for kids, pooter scooters are more directed for mature audiences

pooter scooter by iwillpootyourscoot December 21, 2008

Pooter scooter 

A dog dragging its behind on the grass. Also a downer or extremely pessimistic individual in a group.

Everyone wanted to go to the movies Friday night, Dave would not stop complaining how horrible it would be. He was being a pooter scooter.

Pooter scooter by Asaya October 24, 2018