Hosiery for "bro's". Also called "mantyhose". Refers to sylized sheer tights worn by men. Growing in popularity, especially in European cities via retailers like Gerbe Paris.
Not only does that dude's brosiery match his girlfriend's stockings, but the tight fit makes it easy to see that she has indeed removed his balls.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.