Facebook status update:
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Wilbur Kookermeyer: According to Urban Dictionary, Wilbur is a really
cool surfer dude that surfs, gets all the ladies and makes a lot of
money.
Freddy Bootylicker (Wilburs friend) wrote
"Hey Wilbur, you f-n Chilichoker!!! don't you know that urban dictionary is created and edited by internet users? Don't get your
head too inflated, You're still a kook!!"