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spermburper 

Usaully a male friend who is supected of being a closet dick sucker as noted by his foul breath.
Did you smell Robert's breath today? What a fucking spermburper!
spermburper by truminski October 27, 2011

Spermburper 

Your girlfriend, an anonymous gutterslut, or some fairy who swallows your load, then burps up the rather unpleasent smell of your bleach scented salty nutbutter.
Man, did you smell Francis's breath? That spermburper must have been smokin pole again last nite!
Spermburper by Timbers December 18, 2005

spermburper 

A person whose breath commonly smells of semen; a derogatory term for a person who commits many acts of fellatio
That cumsponge is a syphylitic spermburper!
spermburper by Billious Normanus November 24, 2003

Spermslurpper 

A male who meets male strangers for the sole purpose of eating their sperm discreetly.
I'm looking for a Spermslurpper to get me off.

Sperm Slurper 

Person1: you mom has the biggest tits i have ever seen in my life, and im not going to lie, i like it.
Person2: no you dont you god damn Sperm Slurper son of a bitch
Sperm Slurper by King Kling December 11, 2006

sperm slurper 

1. Of, or relating to a person- one who swallows ejaculate.

2. A person who simply swallows sperm.
"It's one thing to give a guy a blowjob, but to swallow his cum too??? Ew... you dirty little sperm slurper!"
sperm slurper by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022