acturd 

A crap actor. (male or female)

Al Pacino was an acturd "People I Know".


Martin Clunes is generally just an acturd.

acturd by GerLo October 14, 2008

Alturdative 

A crappy alternative (al-TURD-ative)... a shitty option.

We might as well go to the party and try to get laid; the alturdative is to sit home alone.

Alturdative by The Legend AKA The Teflon Turd December 28, 2010

Alturdative 

"Al-turd-ative"....A variation of the similar word "Alternative".... Meaning the decision of a girl wishing to remain a virgin to take it up the butt instead of having vaginal sex.... the thought process being that anal sex isn't a violation of chastity vows since it doesn't break the hymen.

The girl said she wouldn't have vaginal intercourse cuz she wanted to technically stay a virgin but, she offered me anal sex as an "al-turd-ative" (alturdative).

Alturdative by The Legend AKA The Teflon Turd December 24, 2010

asturd 

The moodiest person that you will ever meet. She's also superrrr sensitive. Her real name is Astrid Anne bus. She's also not the brightest bulb in the batch

Hey whose that wired chick??

That's Asturd

asturd by Jësüs June 26, 2019

alturd 

a greasy, sweaty shit, usually clay texture or a soft dough

yesterday i took an alturd that stuck to the toilet while i flushed it

alturd by Mpatrick87 October 27, 2007

acurdious

its bean curd combined with fergalicious, hell yeah

Wow her aim im is acurdious!

acurdious by amyamyamyamyamyamyamy December 29, 2010

aturdwarden 

The blind gentleman that sits in the bathrooms of expensive hotels handing warm towels to patrons in exchange for quarters

Thankfully the hotel had aturdwarden or I wouldn't have been able to get the grap juice out of my dress shirt.

aturdwarden by medusa432 December 24, 2010