Eye-Pud

Brand name of portable music player, usually owned by people who want to look cool and pretend they are better than owners of other (often equavalent or even superior) similar devices.

Wow, gotta get me a new Eye-Pud.

Didn't you just buy one last week?

Yeah, but a new one just came out - I wouldn't be caught dead with that old one now. Everybody would think I'm a loser - almost as bad as if I had a better player but from a different brand.

Yeah, it's gotta be a gen-yoo-ine Eye-Pud, and the latest model, too, or it ain't shit.

Eye-Pud by phxphun1 September 25, 2008

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Eye Pud

Another way of saying eye candy; eye pudding.

"I met my favourite DJ the first time today, he's so hot, he's eye pud".

Eye Pud by PB2012 September 2, 2012

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eye pudding

Video, film, or other Rich Media that is purely pleasing to the eye. Similar to eye candy.

The video of the sunset was pure eye pudding.

eye pudding by JackWhack January 14, 2008

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pudd eye

In the act of giving a blowjob, the fellator unknowingly pulls up and off the recipient's penis just as he is about to ejaculate. This results in an ivory stream of semen projecting directly into the eye of the unsuspecting fellator.

In the employee breakroom at the Happy Endings Massage Parlor, Nancy leaned over to Misty and asked her how her shift was going. Misty replied nonchalantly, "For the most part okay, but the last customer I had got me with the

"Pudd Eye".

pudd eye by Porn Leaguers November 6, 2012

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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