Vegetable Lasagna

The name that Elaine Benes and David Puddy used to refer to the passenger who was sitting next to them on the plane.

Jerry: Who's that?
Elaine: Oh that's vegetable lasagna.
Vegetable Lasagna: That's not my name!

Vegetable Lasagna by Penny P August 15, 2008

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Vegetable Lasagna

The name given to a random person who's name you do not know that somehow gets caught in your conversation and/or argument with another person you know.

From the Seinfeld episode "The Butter Shave" where an innocent passanger seated next to Elaine and Putty on their plane ride back to New York is refered to as 'vegetable lasagna'.

Putty: Oh, tell me about it! I don't know why I ever took you back.

Elaine: Oh please, I took you back! You know it, I know it, vegetable lasagna here knows it!

Vegetable Lasagna: Please, please! I don't want to get involved!

Vegetable Lasagna by .Bambi. March 11, 2010

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Vegetable Lasagna

Catch all term when referring to douche-bag first dates and/or new boyfriend that probably won't make the cut

Are you still seeing that guy? Who, Vegetable Lasagna? No, I gave him the boot

Vegetable Lasagna by Pudie February 3, 2010

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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