Swoble

the act of being swoll.

that topdag has a swoble dingoling.

by odo avery August 11, 2008

Beach Swole

The act of getting blood to your showcase muscles (pecs, shoulders, biceps) prior to entering a beach, pool, hot tub or anywhere you take your shirt off. This is often done by men through push ups, pull ups and bicep curls making them look "beach swole" in an attempt to impress women. "Beach Swole" generally lasts 30-45 min before the blood leaves your showcase muscles.

Isaac: "Hey bro, lets do some push ups before we go poolside- I heard there's some good looking woman."
Ceasar: " Lets do it. I don't mind getting "beach swole" before we go over there."

by Lance Pecht July 25, 2019

Swole Body

Someone who is very strong and buff who shows off in the weight room. They are usually looked at as a God of strength. Usually said at High Schools.

Athlete 1: Damn bro Johnny is showin' out in the weightroom
Athlete 2: Yeah he is the swole body!

by shaqboi1234 June 1, 2018

Swoletariat

Absolutely built and cut super Chad gymbro who has a big heart and fights for the working class. The swoletariat is also Antifa and actively fights against homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, colorism, ableism, etc.

Gavin: You’re so built, do you lift bro ?
Baljeet: Nah, I LEFT bro. I’m a swoletariat. Join me in the Revolution ! * flexes right arm while holding the Communist Manefesto with the left arm*

by Based_leftist_bro April 22, 2021

head swole

When ones head and or face is swollen. Typically in the morning upon waking the face will be puffy and eyes red and dry. The heads appearance could be fatter. Causes range from allergies, respiratory issues, obesity and more.

Yo my allergies are fucking killing me right now. Woke up this morning with my head swole as fuck.

by Bald Boy May 16, 2022

SwoleJimmy

SwoleJimmy is a man that can lift more than you chug a 5th and mandrop on to your preschool all in 4.20seconds.

SwoleJimmy just ate that whole bag of chicken wtf how.

by SwoleJimmy is my dad July 30, 2019

Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS)

An affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. As best can be determined, SHS is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.

After watching William Shatner in "Star Trek" and John Travolta in "Welcome Back Kotter," then again seeing them both over twenty years later in "Boston Legal" and "Pulp Fiction," it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS).

by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008