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Grants Pass

A small town in Oregon full with too many senior citizens and drug problems. Named one of Time Magazine's top five places to retire in the United States (along with, oddly enough, Ireland, which does not fit the definition of in the United States).
One: Where you from?
Two: Do I have to tell you?
One: Oh, you're from Grants Pass huh?
Grants Pass by Crystalann August 1, 2008
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Grants Pass

One of the most beautiful towns in Oregon, set in one of the most beautiful valleys in one of the most beautiful counties.
Grants Pass by Beeboobop85269 December 22, 2009

grants pass

a small town with many cool people in oregon kinda quirky but very active
i love living in grants pass
grants pass by nettierobot August 18, 2008

Grants Pass

A somewhat decent small town in a hella boring state. In Jackson County a codeword for "hick" though they aren't all that much better off despite that good music drops through much more. It's Oregon, little difference apart from slightly more services really.

Decisively conservative, but less so than the surrounding county.(the recent levy passed)

Also known for a large concentration of people with mental problems.(the spoon guy who holds spoons up to the sun)

Oh, and certain punk kids are rowdy as shit. The Mexicans and white supremacist types occasionally like to throw down. Please stay away from the west. Our local music scene is a pale imitation of Portland's(speaking of metal specifically, and not other genres)
Grants Pass: thought by everyone to be as boring as towns get until they visit Pendleton, Coos Bay, etc......

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026