crackplot

(N.) A story plot which is so outlandish, the reader might be persuaded that the author was on crack. If actually written, rather than simply speculated upon, will almost always result in crackfic. What sometimes happens when an author throws the plotbunnies a carrot.

Author 1: *explains story idea in great detail*
Author 2: Dude, you're not really gonna write that, are you? It's a freaking crackplot, people will think you're insane.

crackplot by Lady Norbert and Neko Zhaniel July 7, 2008

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Niggerbob Crackpants

One of the best cartoon characters of all. Just love the theme music. Enjoy it below.

Are you ready niggs?... Fo Sho Cap'n.... I can't fuckin hear you!... Fo Sho Cap'n... Ooooooooooo... Who lives in that box under the tree?... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Smelly and black and poorest is he... Niggerbob Crackpants!... If smokin crack and playin dice is something you wish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Running from cops and smelling like fish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Ready?... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crankpants... Niggerboooooooob Crackpaaaaasants... Oh Nigg,Nigg,Nigg... (flute music)

Niggerbob Crackpants by Niggward Tentacles August 18, 2009

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Russian Crockpot

Leaving your weiner in a girls butt after anal until it becomes hard again.
"Hey girl you want a Russian crock pot this weekend."
"I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"

"Hey girl you wanna Russian Crockpot?"
"Well I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"

Russian Crockpot by Dicken Harass April 17, 2015

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cracklette

A very racist slur.
You can use it for any race ranging from: white, mexican, black, and asian.
If someone is a pure-bred by chance you can't call them a "cracklette."
This is a word made up for world peace because any race can say it at anytime
This word was founded in COD Modern Warfare.

You're a fucking a cracklette!

cracklette by Serf Sim December 12, 2020