A person who has completed and passed the physical, moral and mental exam for the military and is in the delayed entry program (D.E.P.) for any branch of the Armed Forces. Poolees have already signed their military contract, have took the oath of enlistment and have sworn into their respective branch. Generally a poolee may stay in the D.E.P. for up to one year and must stay qualified and contact their recruiters weekly. Most Poolees are required by their recruiters to attend classes and physical training once every other week.

After my 16 days as a poolee, I will ship out for MCRD Parris Island!

poolee by av8er71408 July 22, 2007

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Pookeepsie

pookeepsie poo-keep-see v.t. a word used to describe the willful act of self constipation, usually due to time constraints or unsanitary environments.

"Oh gosh, guess I need to pull a pookeepsie, I'm so late for work."

Pookeepsie by Russ Putnam (WiiTodd) December 25, 2008

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POOEE

An extra special form of "pooing"

It is ultimately the combination of when urinating and pooing at the same time.

A lot of the time it is shouted during the process of pooing and weeing at the same time in an exaggerated, high pitched voice.

Also used for insulting others in a friendly fashion

You are a massive POOEE!

POOEE by GLEWO October 20, 2010

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