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Ronis Ponis 

Resident of the beavers dam
Gobbler of the fish
Duelist of the bears
Damn, that beaver is really quite the ronis ponis
Ronis Ponis by Ducksinoir June 22, 2022

Ronis Ponis 

Ronis Ponis is a beaver and a hero. He lives in a dam and is damn stupendous.
That Ronis Ponis over there sure likes to eat other Beavers’ asses.

ronis is approaching.

a term used to anticipate the arrival of ronis.

Christ-a-roni 

This Christ-a-roni kid flipped a hard B in biology today and stormed outta class.

I was driving through Oklahoma looking at all the billboards and man, there are some serious ass Christ-a-ronis in that state.
Christ-a-roni by Elwood Lane December 2, 2014

rice-a-roni jabroni

A fake, a phony, that gets bounced like a check for my alimony.
You're a fake, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni
rice-a-roni jabroni by Joker.exe November 7, 2012
Ronia is one of the only down to earth people that you could ever come across nowadays. She's honest, straight-forward and tells you what you need to hear even if its harsh because she always wants the best for everyone. She has an amazing sense of humour, but she acts like she's smoked a bad of colombian crack with her breakfast. Her hugs are the best and a laugh with her is always the best feeling ever. She doesnt like to show how much she loves you, but when she says it she makes it very clear. You'll never meet a human like her in your life. If you get on her bad side though she will fuck you up so you better watch your back. If you dont like Ronia, you're just jealous and you dont know anything about her. Always keep her close to you.
person 1: im friends with ronia
person 2: dude shes the best