missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside). He may lower himself onto her and rest more of his weight on her body. The woman can wrap her legs around him to control the depth and speed of his thrusting into her vagina, or she may thrust a little towards him from her pelvis to match his movements in and out of her vagina.

She's not a big fan of the missionary position, she prefers that I lie on my back and she sits on me; I like that too, as it leaves both my hands free, to touch her.

missionary position by Jake March 23, 2004

Missionary Position

A sex position in which the female lays on her back and the guy lays on top of her

Kiersten : Last night Jake was tired so we just did the Missionary Position all night!
Kaylee : So who cares!
Kiersten : Yeah well my baby works hard all day sometimes he needs a break!
Kaylee : Then why don't you two just sleep?
Kiersten : Yeah right like Jake can just sleep next to my hot little body!
Steve : Yeah sometimes when Chad is in the Missionary Position with his wife I like to hide in the closet and jack off!
Kiersten : You Dumbass That's Gross!
Kaylee : Yeah what the Fuck are you doing in his house anyway?
Steve : Oh I meet Chad there when he get's home from work so I can suck his cock to you know warm him up!
Chad : Hey Guy's What's Going On?
Kiersten : Not much Steve say's he like's to watch you and your wife in the Missionary Position!
Kaylee : And jack's off too!
Chad : God Damn't Steve your supposed to go home after you suck my cock quit hiding in closet's umkay!
Steve : Ok im sorry I wont do it again!
Chad : Now go home your not supposed to be here anyway it's not the weekend!
Steve : Yeah then I can put my blowup doll in the Missionary Position!
Kiersten : Oh God just go home already!

Missionary Position by SlopNChop July 25, 2018

Missionary Position

The Position one will find themselves in (usually behind a couch) when mormon missionaries show up on their doorsteps.

Enzo: Dog, the mormons came to my door the other day and I totally hid behind my couch.
Tim: That was serious Missionary Position right there.

Missionary Position by Enzodabossyeahbuddie June 18, 2011

missionary position

A sexual position in which the woman is on the bottom on her back.

Hey baby let's use the missonary position tonight.

missionary position by zxert July 8, 2005

missionary position

man on top, woman on bottom. nuff said.

Last night I ain't get nothin' but some sorry assed missionary position.

missionary position by Brandi February 6, 2003

missionary position

A job teaching religion as in darkest Africa.

When I get out of the seminary, I'm going to Africa to take a missionary position.

missionary position by Richard Black September 18, 2007

Missionary Position

The highest position God will give nowadays. The ultimate honor. Being a missionary.

“Hey, would you like the missionary position?”
“Sure Dad!”

Missionary Position by Morde666 January 5, 2018