Texas Chilibowl 

No one's quite sure what it is, but it involves Tabasco Sauce, a Telephone, and the Anus.

Trett Boyette gave the Sixth Grader a Texas Chilibowl.

Texas Chilibowl by Zorgoth The Relentless November 13, 2004

Texas Chilibowl 

After performing a Moroccan Mudslide, the woman will stand on her head, and the man funnels his own vomit back in to the womans ass and then packs in at least an ounce of cocaine. he then snorts out some cocaine, and then calls a male midget stripper. the stripper pleases the woman with a phone covered in hot sauce, while the man sits in the corner and beats off to aniaml planet. the woman then stands up,and the remaing cocaine, vomit and hot sauce is caught dripping out of her ass in a pot. This is performed by every lunch lady at your school, and the cocaine shit hot sauce vomit semen mixture is then used in another sexual act called The Sloppy Joe.

lunchlady:i love texas chilibowls
Midget: you and your husband are fucking weird
Husband: OHHHHH GODDDD I LOVE ANIMAL PLANET

Texas Chilibowl by JDubz October 23, 2006

Texas Chilibowl 

Something shoved forcefully up the rectum that involves a bowl of chili, a telephone, and a hundred feet of live wire.

Doctor: Son, what the fuck is that sticking out your ass?
Patient: (in pain) a Texas Chilibowl, sir.
Doctor: (shouts) Jim, we have another one!

Texas Chilibowl by Adum50 March 19, 2010

Texas Chilibowl 

When one takes a diarrhea dump into another person's spread open, upwards facing, rectum. The dumper then proceeds to eat the contents out of the rectum with a spoon or spork depending on how chunky the chili was.

Guy: Baby, my love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in.
Girl: Oh yeah? Then it's time for a Texas Chilibowl!

Texas Chilibowl by Lester Chunks May 26, 2008

texas chili bowl 

It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus.

Trent gave billy a texas chili bowl.

texas chili bowl by Jack Duke November 10, 2004

Texas Chili Bowl Massacre 

all that is known about the texas chili bowl massacre is that it involves a telephone, hot sauce, the anus, masks, a carrot peeler, an eggbeater, a hatewhisk, an ice cream scoop, 4 parrots, the frozen corpse of buddy holly, a spatula, satan's ladle, 48 chopsticks, an inhaler, and a VERY slutty turtle.

Lexi: Dude, i was at blockbuster last night, and i thought i rented the texas chainsaw massacre, but i actually rented the texas chili bowl massacre. that was some hella fucked up shit right thurrr.

Texas Chili Bowl Massacre by TheSluttyTurtle October 13, 2010

texas chili bowl 

Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.

I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.

texas chili bowl by MyBrainHurts2 October 24, 2005