Bearded 

This is derived from, "You should grow a beard!"
"Why?"
"Because you sound like a cunt and act like a cunt so you should look like one!"

Can be used in situations where your colleague knows what you mean but the wider audience hasn't got a clue!

You are a bearded man Chocky!

Bearded by Tokyo Mickey August 14, 2012

bearded 

Something that is totally awesome, leet, super-cool, ragenomic, or otherwise excellent.

Guy # 1 : Im fockin hungry

Guy #2: Hey, want to go to get some subs?

Guy #1 : That would be totally bearded, bro

bearded by Mike Hackett May 14, 2008

Bearded 

When someone gently touches your vagina, but does not finger you.

"Did he beard you"
"Yes he bearded me!"

"I really want him to beard me!"

Bearded by rels1997 August 30, 2012

bearded 

When someone tops a story that you just told.

Me: Last night i drank like 30 beers

Bearder: Ya well i gottta buddy who drinks 30 beers per meal.

Other guy: dude, you just got bearded.

bearded by Ashley Furniture Bro January 13, 2011

Bearded 

When you get fooled by an ugly guy who looks hot with a beard

I liked Dave, then he shaved his beard and he was hideous. I got bearded. His chin was non existent

Bearded by Lykra Dranks October 24, 2020

bearded 

1. something that is weird

That dude is bearded!

bearded by James Schneider May 27, 2003

Bearded 

Pimples. Acne.

Dude, I'm so bearded!

Bearded by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019