4 definition by James Schneider

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1) A bipedal species, occasionally mistaken for humans, that does not walk on knuckles, and is known for inversion, and extreme ownership of other species
2) Pie
3) The result of not pronouncing the H in the word human
Yoomans are smarter than apes.
by James Schneider May 27, 2003

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1) The act of being infected with Anthrax.
2) The means by which you lay down bidness.
If you don't step off bitch, you will be straight up thrax'ed!
by James Schneider May 27, 2003

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Humanity is to humans as yoomanosity is to yoomans.
Yoomanosity abounds in all its wondrous forms.
by James Schneider May 27, 2003

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1. something that is weird
That dude is bearded!
by James Schneider May 27, 2003

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