twat waffle

a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.

Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.

twat waffle by Lamifer September 13, 2004

twat waffle

someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them

dan cohen is the biggest fucking twat waffle ive ever seen, so i bitch slapped that ho

twat waffle by dragonslayer1111 January 16, 2003

twat waffle

A meaningless insult; can be used to refer to anyone or anything that you dislike

You stank twat waffle.

twat waffle by Vyxen November 23, 2004

twat waffle

a derogatory term used to describe any nasty person, especially someone of sorted character.

Christina is certainly a twat waffle. She has the worst disposition and constantly uses people.

twat waffle by diabloceto July 23, 2007

twat waffle

1. A foolish, inept, or unattractive person. 2. Someone who you find in extreme annoyance.

President Bush is such a twat waffle.

twat waffle by Priscilla December 13, 2004

twat waffle

a useless human being. (non gender specific) the kids are saying this nowadays instead of douche bag.

Jeremy, stop being such a twat waffle.

twat waffle by Sacul Iksok October 11, 2007

Twat waffle

Someone who is a absolute idiot

Andre is being a freaking twat waffle

Twat waffle by Debbiedukes January 18, 2017