Greenpeace

The feeling of inner peace you get when you start smoking weed on a regular basis.

Also an organization of obnoxious hippies.

Jim: "So I walked right by Brad the other day and he didn't even mention the money I owe him."

Bob: "Yeah, he's been a lot less stingy ever since he found his inner greenpeace."

Greenpeace by TheHereticTheory January 2, 2011

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Fucking hippies who deserve to be beaten with 2x4s.

'OMFG! Stop the evilness! We must stop eating meat, stop cutting down trees and stop doing many things vital to our way of life.'

'STFU hippie.'

*shoots hippie*

greenpeace by AJAW August 9, 2004

greenpeace

The left-wing equivalent of the Daily Mail. Despite their occasionally making a valid point, you have to wade through a mountain of bullshit, scientific illiteracy, alarmism, and extremist lies to find it.

"Despite the fact that nuclear power allows France to have the cleanest air in the world, we at Greenpeace are against it anyway beacuse... well isn't it to do with bombs or missiles or something?"

greenpeace by Zamzara October 26, 2007

Greenpeace

Was once an organization of well-rounded human beings asking the world's governments to take care of the environment. However, it was quickly overtaken by communazis, and thusly became an anti-government organization, obsessed with lying to people, making shit up, and scaring them shitless in order to sign some fucking petition banning dihydrogen monoxide, or water.

50% of the world's species are not going to be extinct in the next 20 years. The logging industry is not destroying the planet. Global Warming will not raise the Earth's temperature by 15 degrees in the next 10 years. Learn your fucking facts Greenpeace.

Greenpeace by My name April 23, 2006

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Greenpeace by FILL IN NAME HERE April 6, 2008

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Organisation who believe in the conservation of the earth and all living organic matter in it. Campaigners for animal rights, largely attempt in swaying governments. However ignorant governments usually don't listen.

greenpeace: stop pollution of sea's
government: *dump oil*

greenpeace by moonlitfaces June 3, 2005

Greenpeace

Greenpeace is an independently funded organization that works to protect the environment. We challenge government and industry to halt harmful practices by negotiating solutions, conducting scientific research, introducing clean alternatives, carrying out peaceful acts of civil disobedience and educating and engaging the public.

Greenpeace seeks to:

Protect biodiversity in all its forms;

Prevent pollution of the earth’s oceans, land, air and fresh water;

End all nuclear threats;

Promote peace, global disarmament and non-violence.

Greenpeace will sue us if we keep dumping our toxic waste to the river ¬¬

Greenpeace by World Decay December 28, 2005